A directory of Smashwords ebooks available within the native Stanza ebook reading app for the iPhone and iPod Touch.
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"B" Movies, Bad Movies, Good Movies | by John Howard Reid March 04, 2011 | $3.99 | 61030 words | Sample 20% |
| In the days when cinema audiences insisted that movie programs include two features, plus shorts, a newsreel, trailers and a cartoon, the supporting feature was known as a "B". On many occasions, the unheralded "B" movie turned out to be more entertaining than the "A" attraction. Many of Hollywood’s biggest stars, like John Wayne, Clark Gable and Carole Lombard, got their start in "B" movies. | |||||
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"The Old Porter Place" | by Jerry Brewer Feb. 04, 2012 | $2.99 | 53320 words | Sample 15% |
| In a simple time, long ago, there was a farm east of Carter, Oklahoma known as "The Old Porter Place." Cousins Larry Davis and Jerry Brewer, whose grandparents lived there, take readers on a nostalgic journey in stories from their childhood during the late 1940s and early 50s, that center around "The Old Porter Place" and the enduring love of a close-knit family. | |||||
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#Conversationstoppers: Puns, Non Sequiturs, Impossible Scenarios | by Leon Shure Feb. 24, 2011 | Free! | 2404 words | Read a sample |
| Tweets guaranteed to stop any conversation, and generate a good laugh, from the author of the new mystery, "Fatal Sisters," available on all e-book readers. | |||||
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10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City | by Pamela Diane King June 21, 2010 | $1.99 | 5527 words | Sample 10% |
| 10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City is the essential guide to dating, based on the cult hit Sex and the City. By studying the dating drama and disasters in Sex and the City, women can discover what to do, and what not to do when it comes to dating and relationships. The book provides humorous and practical dating advice for women of all ages written by an author with a degree in Psychology. | |||||
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10 Shockingly Dumb Criminals: Hilariously True Stories | by Jeffrey Fisher June 01, 2011 | $0.99 | 343 words | |
| Enjoy these 10 hilarious stories about some of the dumbest criminals the world has to offer. These stories include a man sleeping by the scene of his crime, and a robber filling out a job application at the store he robs. | |||||
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10 Stupid Criminals: Hilarious and True Crime Stories | by Jeffrey Fisher June 01, 2011 | $0.99 | 1206 words | |
| Enjoy these 10 hilarious stories about stupid criminals, and their hilarious attempts at crime. These include everything from hiding deadly snakes in underwear, and a criminal admitting to a crime, just not the crime he was being questioned about. | |||||
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100 Double CalcuDokus | by Giulio Zambon Dec. 07, 2011 | $0.99 | 1901 words | Sample 10% |
| If you like difficult Sudokus, you will love Double CalcuDokus. If you want to have fun and train your brain at the same time, CalcuDoku is for you. In this book, you will find exclusively Double CalcuDokus. That is, two CalcuDoku squares that overlap and have to be solved as a single puzzle. This gives an additional twist to the traditional CalcuDokus that makes them even more fun. | |||||
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100 Nights in the Dark: A Collection of Contemporary Film Reviews and Essays | by Joe Barlow Oct. 23, 2011 | $0.99 | 89188 words | Sample 20% |
| First published in 2000, Joe Barlow's "100 Nights in the Dark" remains a hilarious and indispensable collection of film reviews and insightful commentary. Examining the movies released between 1997 and 2000, Barlow highlights the best and worst films of this period, and offers amusing--and occasionally controversial--opinions on them. (He liked The Phantom Menace? He hated Saving Private Ryan?) | |||||
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101 Cape Cod Problems | by Earl Thacher Nov. 01, 2011 | $1.99 | 2045 words | Sample 10% |
| Cape Cod is one of the most sought after Summer destinations in the world. Visitors look forward to sun-soaked days at the beach, family fun at the local miniature golf course, and fresh local seafood. But amidst the cooing gulls and soft sea breezes, lie the special sort of problems that one could only find on good old Cape Cod. This is a must-read for anyone who wants to love Cape Cod! | |||||
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101 Cat Tales | by L. M. Boelz Aug. 28, 2011 | $0.99 | 14889 words | Sample 20% |
| This is a compilation of 101 true cat tales, about what we do for our cats, and what our cats do to us. Some are very funny, while others are heart-warming. After reading this book, you will no longer feel you are the only one who owns a crazy cat! | |||||
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101 Comic Book Trivia Questions | by Rich Meyer Dec. 19, 2010 | $1.99 | 8087 words | Sample 10% |
| Another foray into comic book trivia, here are 101 questions from Marvel, DC, Charlton, Dell, Harvey, Gold Key and nearly every other publisher. | |||||
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101 èšä¼šéšèº«ç¬‘è¯é›† | by Royal Star Production Jan. 13, 2011 | $3.99 | 637 words | Sample 10% |
| The 101 Party Jokes in Simplify Chinese allow you to carry them in mobile devices and have fun with companion in gathering anytime anywhere ! éšèº«ç”µå产å“带ç€ç¬‘è¯é›†, éšæ—¶éšåœ°å¨±äººå¨±å·±, æ•£å‘幽默气氛. | |||||
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101 Short Film Ideas | by Jason Brubaker Sep. 09, 2011 | $6.99 | 6476 words | |
| 101 Short Film Ideas is a resource for any filmmaker seeking short film ideas. | |||||
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101 tips to get WORSE at Call of Duty | by 101 tips Nov. 10, 2011 | $5.99 | 19737 words | Sample 5% |
| 101 tips on getting worse at Call of Duty online multiplayer. (And of course detail on how you can avoid these and improve your game) 101 individual tips on how you can stay away from bad game play and see yourself rise up the leaderboards. The perfect gift to go along with the release of MW3, or as a simple but effective festive gift | |||||
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101 Ways to Kill Yourself | by Johnathan L Groom Aug. 01, 2011 | $0.99 | 1018 words | Sample 1% |
| If you have run out of ideas, this book can help. One-hundred and one ways to kill yourself-if it ends up helping, noone will know. | |||||
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101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web | by Simon Adams July 18, 2010 | $18.99 | 75110 words | |
| Save thousands in PR agency fees! This book tells you which digital promotion tools & marketing techniques you should be using to promote your music online. We reveal all the secrets music publicists want to keep to themselves! 101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web is the #1 book for independent artists and bands seeking to market and promote their music via the web at little or no cost. | |||||
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12.5 CENTS A LAUGH- 23 Funny Poems | by Jay Jana April 08, 2010 | $2.95 | 9793 words | Sample 27% |
| LIMITED HALF PRICE± SALE enter code ES96T Regular price $2.95 down to only $1.50. GREAT POEMS from great stories! FUNNY! Preview has part of all 23 poems-sorry,no punchlines! But priced cheap, so you won't have to wonder too long! Sherlock Holmes & Watson out camping, how a pirate got his eye patch, what a flatulent tire is, how not to land a plane, what can challenge a battle ship GREAT FUN! | |||||
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1300+ Word Scrambles | by A.S. Games May 28, 2011 | $1.50 | 2824 words | Sample 4% |
| A collection of word scrambles to keep your mind sharp and provide hours of entertainment. English words from 5 to 10 letters in length and appropriate for any age reader. | |||||
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1492 and All That: A Fool's History of the USA | by Richard Minadeo Jan. 02, 2011 | $4.99 | 21997 words | Sample 20% |
| The "fool" of the title is the inept narrator, who takes us on a warm but clueless tour of US history. He stops briefly to visit American culture, the American mind and various problems he claims to solve but fails even to illuminate. Presidents get harpooned along with both parties. Yet the view is ever rosy, including a glimpse of endless prosperity that "only Yankee Doodle dares dream of." | |||||
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15 Monologues to SLAM! | by Peppur Chambers Sep. 07, 2011 | $1.99 | 6324 words | Sample 20% |
| THE monologue book for adult actors looking to make a living and breathing character for auditions, class or Monologue Slams. With more than half of the fifteen monologues written with non-gender specifics, "15 Monologues to SLAM" offers dramatic, comedic and honest pieces that allow an actor to shine. | |||||
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200 Puzzling Hearts | by Giulio Zambon Nov. 21, 2011 | $0.99 | 1347 words | Sample 10% |
| Two hundred easy Sudokus that go directly to your heart. | |||||
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200 Puzzling Shamrocks | by Giulio Zambon Nov. 24, 2011 | $0.99 | 1359 words | Sample 20% |
| Two hundred difficult to very difficult Sudokus that will try the limits of your abilities. | |||||
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21st Century FEMA Study Course: Special Events Contingency Planning for Public Safety Agencies (IS-15.b) - Concerts, Carnivals, Air Shows, Parades, Fairs, Aquatic Events, Festivals, Conventions | by Progressive Management June 17, 2011 | $9.99 | 107691 words | Sample 5% |
| This vital Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) independent training course manual from the Emergency Management Institute (EMI) provides public safety agency personnel information related to pre-event planning, forming the planning team, event hazard analysis, and responding to incidents during special events in their community. | |||||
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25 Card Games & 5 Tricks | by Epic Gaming Co. March 22, 2011 | $2.99 | 22254 words | Sample 15% |
| This eBook will teach you, your family and friends how to play 25 popular card games, for both kids and adults. It also comes with 5 card tricks that leave spectators stunned but are surprisingly easy to perform. Just grab a deck of cards and you'll be on your way to hours and hours of card playing fun! | |||||
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2Years 12Months: so here we go... | by Daniel James Moore Aug. 05, 2011 | $1.99 | 12834 words | Sample 28% |
| Welcome to my world its a weird, strange and funny little place. This is my view on life from my little corner of England. It is basically two years of my life (January 2009 till December 2010) broken down into twelve months hence the title 2Years 12Months. So lets begin and rewind to the 1st January 2009.. | |||||
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30 Failures by Age 30 | by Katharine Miller Jan. 17, 2011 | $1.99 | 25792 words | Sample 20% |
| Once upon a time, 30 was old. It was Grown Up. It was almost middle-aged. If you weren't married, something was wrong with you. If you didn't have children, something was wrong with you. If you weren't settled down with life all figured out, you'd screwed up somewhere along the way. Or so it seemed. Here is one woman's exploration of personal and social failures and the hilarity that ensues. | |||||
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30 Ways to Stay Awake in Church | by Barry Bryon July 22, 2011 | $0.99 | 2767 words | Sample 20% |
| Hilarious new author Barry Bryon hits the scene running with his new book, 30 Things I Do (and you should too) to Stay Awake in Church. If you have been a lifelong church attendee, you will find Barry's Ideas unique and helpful in that ever difficult goal of all people to stay awake in church. | |||||
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4-Letter Words | by Ted Summerfield May 13, 2010 | $0.99 | 6700 words | Sample 14% |
| “How many 4-letter words can you make from a given word or series of words?†is the object of these puzzles. I give you a word like TABLET, or words, IPHONE APP, and you make as many 4-letter words as you can from the given letters then compare them with my Solutions. These 320 puzzles are a fun way to exercise your brain and test your vocabulary. Includes link to onelook online dictionary. | |||||
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5-letter words | by Ted Summerfield Oct. 16, 2010 | $0.99 | 5893 words | Sample 14% |
| Here are 320 fun ways to test your vocabulary knowledge and to discover new words. You are given a word or a series of words and you make as many 5-letter words as you can from that word or series of words. Sound simple? Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. A link to one-look online dictionary is included in each puzzle and solution section. Great fun and a great way to learn new words. | |||||
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50 Ways To Annoy Your Friends | by Lucas Kirn March 19, 2011 | Free! | 678 words | Read a sample |
| 50 Ways to annoy your friends is a list of ways to bug your friends. | |||||
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50 Ways To Annoy Your Friends | by Lucas Kirn March 18, 2011 | Free! | 678 words | Read a sample |
| Funny book of ways you can bug your friends! | |||||
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52 Random Things I Want My Kids to Know: Should I Keel Over Tomorrow | by Kurt Hildebrandt April 06, 2011 | $2.99 | 21367 words | Sample 15% |
| A humorous list of life lessons and anecdotes a father of three hopes to pass on to his children should he reach a premature and sudden demise without any chance of an exit interview. | |||||
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7-Day Emergency Help for OWIAC's - Ebook | by FM Publishing Oct. 27, 2011 | $3.95 | 8058 words | Sample 20% |
| This book contains a quick 7-day down and dirty emergency help for individuals contemplating suicide, addicted to porn, drugs, food, alcohol, or suffering from any other debilitating habit. It can also be used when fasting. OWIAC is a term for those who are sinners saved by grace through faith, stands for “Of Whom I Am Chief,†and is pronounced “how we act.†| |||||
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72 Ways to Prepare ALPO and Love It | by Eric Hart Nov. 26, 2011 | $2.99 | 6632 words | Sample 15% |
| This book is like the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. It will provide you with a glimpse into the life you may have if you continue to make bad financial decisions. We offer 72 ways to prepare ALPO that you will love. It is meant as a parody and an eye opener for anyone who lives above their means and does not think saving for the future is important. | |||||
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8 Bits of Wisdom: Video Game Lessons for Real Life's Endbosses | by Andy Schindler Sep. 30, 2011 | $7.99 | 36259 words | Sample 15% |
| Video games from the 1980s and early 1990s are some of the most memorable and beloved cartridges that anyone can remember popping into a console system. Little did gamers know, these masterpieces were really just trying to teach us how to deal with ugly breakups, raise children, and cope with the corporate world. Take a humorous look back to see these favorites in a whole new light. | |||||
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99 Films and Cartoons Your Children MUST See Before Growing Up: OR THEY'LL TURN OUT TO BE AXE MURDERERS!! | by Tim DeForest July 13, 2011 | $0.99 | 9869 words | Sample 10% |
| A list of old-time movies meant to work as a guide for parents to help make TV time for their kids an enjoyable experience that also respects the innocence of childhood. This isn't a list of just classic films; it also includes lesser-known B-movies that also tell good stories. | |||||
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A 40-year-old Midget in a Little Girl's Suit | by Bette Nunn July 28, 2010 | $4.99 | 15761 words | Sample 15% |
| This story is about Abby Walls Huff’s life and the funny things she said and did. The book is compiled from things her mother, the author, collected over the years, adding that Abby was the funniest of her three children. This is a story about an extended family and things that happened as they were growing up. | |||||
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A Bertram. The Aegean and Two Virgins | by Jon Burrows Feb. 09, 2011 | $1.99 | 58757 words | Sample 30% |
| How often have you sat in a sterile workplace and dreamed of sun, blue sea and bright sunny islands? Does your dream involve a boat or the enchanted Aegean? Are you ready for the reality? | |||||
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A Cynic's Guide to Everything | by Ana Montano Dec. 29, 2009 | $2.99 | 53029 words | Sample 15% |
| A Cynic's Guide to Everything is an irreverent look at everything from relationships to social and political issues. It is a series of essays and autobiographical vignettes that create a witty self help book for people who hate self help. A biting commentary on society that will make you laugh and think. No holds barred, no feelings spared. | |||||
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A Digital Doomsday | by Darrel Miller Dec. 28, 2010 | Free! | 831 words | Read a sample |
| Comic Books on the iPad and why I won't be reading them. | |||||
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A Four-Letter Word Men Hate to Hear | by Mark Elswick March 17, 2011 | Free! | 863 words | Sample 100% |
| Elswick lets you inside a man's mind...again...as he regrettably anticpates hearing that ONE horrific word from his girlfriend. | |||||
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A Mad Men Mixer: The Unofficial TV Geek Army Guide (Season One) | by TV Geek Army Sep. 18, 2011 | $2.99 | 43119 words | Sample 20% |
| A Mad Men Mixer is an obscenely and obsessively detailed guide to Mad Men’s intoxicating debut season. | |||||
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A Man and His Maniac: The Bunkie Story - Second Edition | by Charles Emery March 15, 2010 | Free! | 20190 words | Read a sample |
| A Man and His Maniac: The Bunkie Story – Second Edition, is a heartfelt memoir about Bunkie, the yellow Labrador Retriever Wonder dog. | |||||
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A Man of Mystery's Global Adventure Outward Bound | by Dickon Springate March 30, 2011 | $2.49 | 190622 words | Sample 15% |
| The definitive account of how one man pursued his dream and refused to let anything get in his way of rediscovering our amazing world one city at a time. Follow as I cross 43 cities and 22,814 km from London to San Salvador. | |||||
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A Man Walks Into a Bar....A Compendium of Filthy, Uncouth, Lewd, Lusty and Lascivious Jokes. Written, Compiled. Borrowed and Stolen by Rob Loughran | by Rob Loughran May 18, 2011 | $2.99 | 132279 words | Sample 5% |
| A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...A COMPENDIUM OF FILTHY, UNCOUTH, LEWD, LUSTY and LASCIVIOUS JOKES is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor. The original 700 page print edition (2006)sold well. This updated digital version is the entertainment bargain of a lifetime. | |||||
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A Nightmare on Elm Street | by Amodio Tortora Feb. 04, 2012 | Free! | 1230 words | Read a sample |
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A Shallow Girl's Guide to Reheating Leftovers | by Anne Egeland June 07, 2011 | $3.00 | 19748 words | Sample 20% |
| A comedic memoir about my life - specifically about the clumsy antics I got into during one year. I accidentally ate a cat, rubbed lubricant on myself in a parking lot, got out of a ticket by telling a cop my balls of steel swing like the 70s, and many, many more idiotic stories. | |||||
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A Soul`s Journey | by Sharon Cheyne-McGabe Nov. 08, 2011 | $3.99 | 5393 words | Sample 20% |
| Sharon is the mother of two boys living in the picturesque surroundings of the small seaside town of Hibberdene. This book is for anyone who has loved and loved well, had heartbreak and survived it. | |||||
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A steht für Arschloch | by Frank A. Furter May 20, 2011 | $7.00 | 33561 words | Sample 15% |
| Diese amüsante Geschichte spielt hinter den Kulissen einer Castingshow. Der Leser erhält Einblicke in die Welt der Fernsehunterhaltung aus einer Perspektive, die dem Zuschauer üblicherweise verborgen bleibt. Ein Buch über Fernsehen, Facebook und unsere Casting Generation. Hier schreibt ein Insider, der über sich selbst lachen kann, sehr informativ und dabei unglaublich unterhaltsam. | |||||
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A Story Almost Told | by Rick Karlsruher March 06, 2011 | $4.99 | 69388 words | Sample 20% |
| Everyone's life is a story. Mine became more of one than I ever imagined possible. All I wanted to do was get my movie made. How did I know this dream would take me across three continents? How could I know I'd become part of an IRS sting? I never expected a baby-faced conman would destroy my life nor did I expect to see aparthied in South Africa or be arrested in New Orleans and much more. | |||||