A directory of Smashwords ebooks available within the native Stanza ebook reading app for the iPhone and iPod Touch.
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Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized | by Jay Dubya Dec. 26, 2011 | $9.95 | 384896 words | Sample 15% |
| Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized is adult literature featuring adult language and content that satirizes eighteen famous William Shakespeare plays. | |||||
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Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized | by Jay Dubya Dec. 26, 2011 | $9.95 | 384896 words | Sample 15% |
| Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized is adult literature featuring adult language and content that satirizes eighteen famous William Shakespeare plays. | |||||
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Bootscootin' and Cozy Cash Mysteries Boxed Set (Books 1-6) | by D. D. Scott Dec. 08, 2011 | $2.99 | 300167 words | Sample 5% |
| Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with a Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring her first six books. This six-book set includes: Bootscootin’ Blahniks, Stompin’ on Stetsons, Buckles Me Baby, Thug Guard, Lip Glock and Fluid Fulfillment. It’s Chick Lit Gone-Country...with a bunch of Bond, James Bond tossed-in. | |||||
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Death & The City: Heavy Duty Edition | by Lisa Scullard April 25, 2011 | $3.99 | 280661 words | Sample 4% |
| Unlikely nightclub bouncer Lara Leatherstone - not her real name, she got it off an Internet Name Generator... And Pest Control sniper-turned-police officer Connor Reeves - also not his real name, how he came by his, is even less clear... Both are obliged to work their way through the To Do List of Hollywood Hit-Men, an epidemic of contract killers - erasing these pests with minimum fuss... | |||||
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Blundering Blokes (Looking For Sarah Jane Smith, Girls Like Funny Boys & To Dare A Future) | by Dave Franklin June 03, 2011 | $5.99 | 248175 words | Sample 15% |
| A three-novel anthology that wallows in dark, twisted humour, sexual obsession and the latent violence of the male animal. | |||||
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Atlas Snubbed | by Ken V. Krawchuk Feb. 03, 2012 | $9.99 | 229633 words | Sample 10% |
| Atlas Snubbed - An Unsanctioned Pastiche Parody * * * The Point in Time: A Moment Beyond Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. * * * The Cast of Characters: Enough to Fill a Russian Novel. * * * The Story: The World of the Looters... The World of the Strikers... ...And When Worlds Collide. * * * Where no one has to ask, "Who is John Galt?" Because now, they know. | |||||
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Amber Fox Mystery Boxed Set (Books 1-3) | by Sibel Hodge Jan. 30, 2012 | $7.49 | 229493 words | Sample 20% |
| Three full length Amber Fox mysteries from bestselling author Sibel Hodge in a discounted boxed set. The Fashion Police Be Careful What You Wish For Voodoo Deadly Think Stephanie Plum meets Myron Bolitar... "If you like Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum I think you will really like Amber Fox - I know I do." Martha's Bookshelf | |||||
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Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered | by Jay Dubya Oct. 20, 2010 | $5.95 | 193439 words | Sample 10% |
| Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered is adult literature featuring adult content. The work satirizes eight famous Shakespeare plays in narrative/dialogue form. | |||||
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Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II | by Jay Dubya Oct. 20, 2010 | $5.95 | 192381 words | Sample 10% |
| Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and content. Jay Dubya imaginatively converts and rewrites 10 of William Shakespeare's most famous plays into satirical narrative/dialogue works. | |||||
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Roz: The Story of a Jamaican Lolita | by Jon Michael Miller Sep. 14, 2011 | $2.99 | 190094 words | Sample 20% |
| What does a country girl of the islands do? Have a baby at thirteen? Work the tourist streets? Maybe both? Roz has other ideas. Dirt poor, hungry, bright-eyed, and determined, she clings to her one distant hope--Glenn Webber, an aging, uncertain American photographer, who is forced comically to confront one moral dilemma after another in an effort to understand a vastly different culture. | |||||
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The Israel Bond Omnibus | by Sol Weinstein Oct. 03, 2011 | $9.99 | 174864 words | Sample 5% |
| All four of Sol Weinstein's classic Israel Bond - Agent Oy-Oy-7 parody novels available in one affordable omnibus. Loxfinger; Matzohball; On the Secret Service of His Majesty, the Queen; and You Only Live Until You Die - it's wholesale humor at wholesale prices. | |||||
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Romantic Comedy Box Set (Helen Grey Series Books 1 & 2) | by Sibel Hodge Dec. 16, 2011 | $4.99 | 173605 words | Sample 20% |
| Two full length romantic comedy novels from bestselling author Sibel Hodge Think Bridget Jones meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding... "This story was impossible for me to put down." Coffee Time Romance & More "A very good read. Very enjoyable and fresh." Trisha Ashley, Novelist "If you are a fan of Sophie Kinsella I am positive you will love My Perfect Wedding" Geeky Girl Books | |||||
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Frat Brats, A '60s Novel | by Jay Dubya Oct. 20, 2010 | $5.95 | 171315 words | Sample 20% |
| Frat Brats, A '60s Novel is the third book in an action/adventure coming-of-age trilogy that was begun by Black Leather and Blue Denim, A '50s Novel and The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960 Novel. Frat Brats explores humorous conflict and pranks between three rival college fraternities on a South Jersey campus in the early 1960s. | |||||
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The Porridge King: Book Two | by R.D. Winfrey Nov. 24, 2010 | $0.99 | 170443 words | Sample 50% |
| The hysterical adventure continues in the strange land known as the Mea Culpa Valley. Magic, mystery, mayhem and intrigue abound as a powerful warlord’s plot to take over the entire region is slowly uncovered, also revealing the ancient secrets of a powerful stone that may or may not actually be a piece of petrified dragon excrement. Full of laughs, adventure, intrigue, romance and hedgehogs! | |||||
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GENeration eXtraTERrestrial | by Aurelio O'Brien April 10, 2011 | $9.99 | 165388 words | Sample 10% |
| An avant-garde installation artist, a rural farmer, a suburban housewife, a spinster librarian, and a diva of stage and screen: What could this diverse group possibly have in common? Each of them claims alien abduction, but that’s not all. They also insist they are carrying alien babies. | |||||
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Our Lady of the Lowriders | by Doug Lambeth June 04, 2010 | $2.99 | 161480 words | Sample 50% |
| Roger Donnelly's best friend says that Jesus and the Virgin Mary have started talking to him. Jesse Montoya is Roger's all-time best pal, and he swears he's having visions and can work miracles. Roger has stood by Jesse since the first grade, but as time passes and Jesse insists his mysticism is real, Roger reluctantly gets dragged into Jesse's weird world of Catholic dreams and maybe-miracles. | |||||
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Black Leather and Blue Denim, A '50s Novel | by Jay Dubya Oct. 20, 2010 | $5.95 | 159436 words | Sample 10% |
| Black Leather and Blue Denim, A '50s Novel describes greaser gang conflict in Levittown, Pa. BL&BD is the first book in a coming-of-age action/adventure trilogy followed by The Great Teen Fruit War, A 1960 Novel and Frat' Brats, A '60s Novel. | |||||
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Of Course I Love You, I Just Don't Like You Very Much | by J.E. Mackenzie Sep. 20, 2011 | $4.95 | 158971 words | Sample 20% |
| Ever since the dawn of literature, there have been tales and stories of the great lovers who have braved tyranny, danger and deprivation in the name of true love. Lucky Bastards...... Finding and winning the love of your life may be one of the hardest things anyone has to face. But it's a piece of piss next to the bitch of a job that getting rid of her again can be. | |||||
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Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia | by Jay Dubya Oct. 20, 2010 | $5.95 | 157113 words | Sample 10% |
| Ron Coyote, Man of La Mangia is a modern-day satire/parody of Miguel Cervantes' classic novel Don Quixote, published in 1605. Author Jay Dubya assumes the writing name Sir Vantes. | |||||
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Putting Things Straight | by Tony Jones Feb. 01, 2012 | $0.99 | 154629 words | Sample 10% |
| A humorous tale of a young man struggling to balance his love of golf with life and work. Unfortunately he does not seem to be very good at any of them. We follow him through his ups and downs as he begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel. | |||||
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Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman (#1 of The Ellen W. Series) | by Alisa Steinberg Aug. 08, 2011 | $4.99 | 148266 words | Sample 15% |
| In the hysterically funny book "Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman," Ellen is a single, neurotic psychotherapist who's trying survive in New York City-an urban jungle filled with dysfunctional people. But how can she remain sane with a father who's joining a monastary in the Poconos, floating clergy hovering over her bed, and a friend infatuated with "Oliver," the personification of the female orgasm? | |||||
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False Grits | by Tom Berry Nov. 23, 2011 | $2.99 | 145791 words | Sample 15% |
| George Murfrey born on the Mississippi Gulf Coast with a shameful birth defect that cause him to be shunned through childhood in which he was nicknamed Farts Murfrey. While being tried for murder and terrorism in Gulfport because of his letting loose his noxious gases in Walmart in which a lady died, The U.S. Army intervenes recruiting him for Special Forces, becoming a hero. Lots of laughs. | |||||
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Devoted | by Brett Eastonfield July 09, 2011 | $1.99 | 143649 words | Sample 50% |
| A reclusive stranger arrives in town with a secret even he won't think about. His teenage neighbor rattles his windows and soul until he fizzes like one of his precious Jolt Colas. But what does she want? Wry observations of suburban life, artful dialog, and comic complications drive this quirky, coming-of-age/forbidden love story to its surprising conclusion. | |||||
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A Huckster's Paradise | by Michael Antoniak May 12, 2010 | $5.00 | 142774 words | Sample 33% |
| All Jack Schlitz wants is a second chance at success. When he finds it, as a purveyor of “natural products†with his partners in MacNatural Organics, it proves a velvet prison he half-heartedly longs to escape. Along the way to his epiphany, and beyond, the novel presents a comic view of one microcosm of our marketing-driven consumer culture, where all that really matters is a sale. | |||||
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Mayan Calendar Girls: Digital Version | by Team 2012 Sep. 01, 2011 | $4.99 | 142687 words | Sample 20% |
| Not the end of the world, just the end of time. This eclectic romp through the "Mayan Riviera" with dolphins, crystal skulls, shrooms, and multi-culti Calendar Girls is in the tradition of "Another Roadside Attraction", "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", Christopher Moore, and Archaeology Digest: a sprawling piece of fun that reluctantly admits to some romance and wisdom along the way | |||||
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Grim Reaper: End of Days | by Steve Alten Oct. 07, 2010 | $2.99 | 142038 words | Sample 50% |
| In the 13th century, Europe suffered through war, famine, and the evils of the pogrom–acts of hatred that massacred tens of thousands of Jews. In 1346, at the height of corruption, the Black Plague struck the Eurasian continent, wiping out half the world's population while spawning a new legend: The Grim Reaper. Now coming full circle, the Reaper returns in 2012… 666 years later. | |||||
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The Hidden Masters and The Unspeakable Evil | by Jack Barrow Nov. 01, 2011 | $2.99 | 141913 words | Sample 10% |
| Clint, Nigel and Wayne are three middle aged gonzo friends with a secret. They are master magicians, Hidden Masters in fact. When the trio hear of a plan to turn a decaying Victorian holiday resort into the Las Vegas of England they realise something has to be done. They head north on Friday but they need to save the world by Sunday evening because they have to be back at work on Monday morning. | |||||
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Mayan Calendar Girls | by Escrit Lit June 21, 2011 | $4.99 | 141003 words | Sample 25% |
| Not the end of the world, just the end of time. This eclectic romp through the "Mayan Riviera" with dolphins, crystal skulls, shrooms, and multi-culti Calendar Girls is in the tradition of "Another Roadside Attraction", "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", Christopher Moore, and Archaeology Digest is a sprawling piece of fun that reluctantly admits to some romance and wisdom along the way | |||||
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The Far-Out Show | by Thomas Hanna Nov. 27, 2011 | $4.99 | 140050 words | Sample 20% |
| In this parody (not a sci fi story) Nerber, a contestant from the planet Ormelex, secretly visits Earth as part of the first intergalactic reality TV show on his home planet. But the popularity of the show back home causes unexpected problems. Meanwhile the Producers shaping the show from a ship in space scheme to come out ahead. But Nerber has his own agenda from the start. | |||||
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Entangled: The Devil's Garden, Book Two | by D.C. Sargent June 04, 2011 | $0.99 | 139985 words | Sample 20% |
| It's girly-girl vs commando in round two of Mandy and Levi's continuing heart-racing adventures. Once again, they hit chaos head-on as they bumble through the telepathy consuming their lives, frustrate the ruthless warlord holding them captive, and survive his brutal training camp. Where on earth are Kiser and the boys? | |||||
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Like Warm Sun on Nekkid Bottoms | by Chuck Austen April 14, 2010 | $1.99 | 139772 words | Sample 30% |
| A screwball comedy in the P.G. Wodehouse tradition. Without meaning to, Corky Wopplesdown has just gotten sexy lingerie model, Wisper Nuckeby, fired. To make things right he goes on a wild journey with a horny stripper, a repressed minister, a surprise fiancee and a comic collecting pervert to Nikkid Bottoms, a little village where the sun is warm, the people are nice, and the clothing is optional | |||||
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The Lovers of the Concrete Castle | by Carl Reader Dec. 27, 2010 | $5.95 | 137769 words | Sample 25% |
| After a ghost is refused entrance to heaven he's kicked down to earth by a gigantic blue angel with the flu. He's been dead for ten years and has nowhere to go but home. Once there he discovers he can re-materialize if he wishes hard enough. Seeing his two adopted children does the trick, but they're grown and have a daughter, an albino girl who becomes one of the lovers of the concrete castle. | |||||
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Bob | by Jacqueline Druga Feb. 11, 2011 | $3.99 | 137392 words | Sample 20% |
| The spirit of a World War II soldier influences the main character in an unpublished writer's novel. But just when things take off for her, she starts to see him. The only problem is . . . no one else can. | |||||
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Rudy Can't Fail | by W. Dipper Oct. 18, 2010 | $3.99 | 133941 words | Sample 20% |
| Discovering the quiet and simple life he's living is traitorous to America's economic survival, Rudy J. Swingle transforms his lifestyle and sets off on a rollicking tour of the United States. A satire of patriotic American consumerism in the 21st Century, Rudy Can't Fail is a romp across the geographical and ideological landscape of America. | |||||
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How To Live Forever | by Barry Burnett Feb. 08, 2011 | Free! | 133189 words | Read a sample |
| Meet David Black, a young family doc whose solo practice has spectacularly tanked. So has his marriage; the two are not unrelated. His best friend, Oz, wants him to reinvent himself, offering their fellow Boulderites everything they need to live forever (or at least long enough for Oz to profit and retire). David balks. At first. What follows is a romp of a read, a comedy with heart... | |||||
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Saving the World | by R. Eric Swanepoel Sep. 19, 2011 | $4.69 | 131221 words | Sample 20% |
| 'Business as Unusual' meets 'The World According to Garp' and 'Adrian Mole' meets 'No Logo' as 'Saving the World' charts the progress of Nathaniel Papulous from a dysfunctional childhood in English suburbia to the frontlines of the battle against the global tyranny of the transnational corporations. | |||||
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The Champion of Reason | by Jim Riva Oct. 09, 2011 | $4.99 | 129209 words | Sample 20% |
| The Champion of Reason is a philosophical comedy, a scathing satire, and a laugh-out-loud adventure of one man's battle for truth, justice, and the rational way. Set in the fictional town of Addleton, where religion reigns over science, this book rocks and rolls for free-thinkers and has scored especially well with readers who like John Kennedy Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces. | |||||
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Doing Max Vinyl | by Frederick Brooke July 11, 2011 | $0.99 | 129137 words | Sample 40% |
| Max Vinyl is a recycling king in Chicago. When his environmentalist girlfriend catches him dumping old computer junk in Lake Michigan, Max gets a taste of her violent side. Even his ex-wife can't save him this time. Meanwhile two of Max Vinyl's brawny enforcers have provoked Annie Ogden, just back from four years in Iraq -- bad idea! Doing Max Vinyl - guaranteed to make you laugh till you cry. | |||||
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Eddie H. Christ--a Sibling Rivalry Story of Biblical Proportions | by Gerard DiLeo June 09, 2010 | $5.99 | 129057 words | Sample 60% |
| What would Jesus do? Not funny. Just ask Eddie. A sneaky religious book cleverly disguised as a comedy. | |||||
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Or So It Seems | by Paul Steven Stone Nov. 07, 2011 | $9.99 | 128697 words | Sample 15% |
| Or So It Seems offers a breathtaking but humorous look at one man’s spiritual journey. In Paul Peterson we are given a comically tragic hero beset by divorce, single parenthood, and the difficulties of living a simple life in a complex universe. It’s Peterson’s search for answers to the mysteries of his life that powers and accelerates this fantastic adventure. | |||||
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Bob Wacszowski, Necromancer | by George Dalphin May 25, 2011 | You set the price! | 126745 words | Sample 20% |
| Bob Wacszowski, Necromancer is the harrowing and hilarious tale of a regular guy who stumbles across an ancient tome of Atlantean necromancy and decides to make full use of his new powers for good, despite the world's increasingly negative reaction to his expanding army of skeletal minions. | |||||
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Night is a Shadow Cast By the World | by Brian Panhuyzen Dec. 01, 2011 | $2.99 | 126654 words | Sample 20% |
| A vintage airplane lands behind Cordell and Marla's house. Cordell steps out to investigate, and as Marla watches helplessly from a window, he climbs aboard and the plane takes off. So begins an odyssey that will carry Cordell to the ends of the Earth, and Marla into the depths of her dreams. Will they find what they need? And will they ever be reunited? | |||||
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The Revised Kama Sutra: A Novel | by Richard Crasta Oct. 08, 2010 | $5.99 | 126506 words | Sample 15% |
| Vijay Prabhu grows up Catholic in an Indian town, determined to become the first Indian Pope. But when his first erection arrives and he repeatedly fails to lose his cherry, he decides to lose his religion instead, to enlist the aid of Jackie Kennedy, and to make love to 100 women by age 30. Who or what planted this unusual ambition in him, and what happens next? "Very funny"--Kurt Vonnegut. | |||||
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Are you surrounded by Jerks? | by Jim Grigsby Dec. 23, 2010 | $8.99 | 125826 words | Sample 20% |
| Jerks of Our Lives introduces sixteen oobnoxious, entertaining characters to people who want and need to laugh; who seek slivers of joy to escape sadness, economic challenges, the inundation of bad news, and the constant political circus. Jerks of Our Lives fills that need and makes people ask, “Does this guy remind you of Mike in purchasing?†| |||||
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Billy's Boy | by Robert Curreli Nov. 26, 2010 | $3.99 | 125658 words | Sample 20% |
| Is Christopher crazy? Not a surprise after spending sixteen years as part of the Bennett family. But now he really fears for his sanity following a visit from a talking bug that wreaks havoc on his life. Who or what is this bug? A hallucination from his sick mind? A figment from his pot-soaked imagination? Some sort of twisted guardian angel sent to help him save a life that could cost his? | |||||
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Skinny Turkey's Escape From Christmas | by John Jordan Sep. 11, 2010 | $6.00 | 124129 words | Sample 50% |
| Skinny Turkey sets out on a perilous quest to discover the true meaning of Chirstmas... dinner! | |||||
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Manola (la de las lolas) | by Supermicio Oct. 31, 2010 | $6.99 | 123864 words | Sample 20% |
| Manola, una chica con un pecho más que notable, es el objeto de atención y obsesión de una serie de personajes más o menos chiflados: el narrador (un corrector literario), su amigo Antonio (propietario del bar Gutenberg), el anciano psiquiatra Adolfo Pérez (vecino del primero) y otra fauna de informantes, cotillas y desocupados. Pero Manola, consciente de su influjo, dirige su propia vida. | |||||
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Like Dizzy Gillespie's Cheeks | by Scott Smith Sep. 01, 2010 | $0.99 | 123695 words | Sample 15% |
| In this coming of age story of a man who never really comes of age, musician Sam Greene loses his best friend and mentor, Jazz great, Ben Webster (the piano player, not the saxophonist) and his life spins out of control. He gets himself into a love triangle (which is mainly in his head,) develops a boil on his backside, and gets stalked by Jerry Springer to play his 1999 Y2K, New Years Eve party. | |||||
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St. George's Day | by S Payne May 13, 2010 | $0.99 | 122520 words | Sample 10% |
| St. George’s Day, a dark comedy, is set in the London of the mid-21st century, at a time when it is no longer politically correct to use the term “politically correct†in public. The New Globe, is cautiously covering a by-election, the newspaper’s editor mindful that staff have arrived at the office in sealed packages having fallen foul of the Fundamental Party’s followers. | |||||
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La Di Da Di Bloody Da!: A Novel of Some Extremes | by Robin Anderson Sep. 01, 2010 | $2.99 | 121166 words | Sample 20% |
| Divided loyalties and lingering lusts turn would-be assassins and victims into brothers in arms in Robin Anderson’s sophisticated fantasy of “courtly†love with a special twist. | |||||