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Dig Me Now! by Satya Pamarty Dig Me Now! by Satya Pamarty May 06, 2008 $1.50 1218 words Sample 15%
This book is the first in the series of many. This short book contains the oneliners that show my ideas on the topic of "Life". I have been authoring maxims for the past several years now and have a collection of over 2500. If you are looking for thoughts that are relaxing, fun and refreshingly new, this short book is for you. Have fun! More to come!
Profound Perspectives by Timothy Tober Wright Profound Perspectives by Timothy Tober Wright Jan. 17, 2009 Free! 27657 words Read a sample
My gift to you, a book of Poetry and Prose, lived and written by an aspiring Author. This free poetry book is more than just another free book of poems, it may literally change your life. Something for almost everyone, this book is sure to make you glad you took the time to download it. Don't let the fact that it's free take away from the content, you won't be disappointed.
Romeo and Juliet -The Coolest Lovers  Of Them All by George Enice Lawhon Romeo and Juliet -The Coolest Lovers Of Them All by George Enice Lawhon Feb. 16, 2009 $0.99 4022 words Sample 23%
This attempt to color a well-known play by Shakespeare with humor,was given a treatment that while different, still does not mask the terrible beauty of a tale well told of tragedy and wasted love and life, sponsored by that unfortunate and all-too common attribute of humanity, tribal strife. Some beautiful text, such as in the balcony scene,and expressed so well,remain pretty much as written.
Hip Hamlet - A New Look At An Old Character by George Enice Lawhon Hip Hamlet - A New Look At An Old Character by George Enice Lawhon Feb. 19, 2009 $0.99 3455 words Sample 23%
In the opinion of some scholars, Hamlet was really created by William Shakespeare as an autobiographical character, a person who could never make up his mind, liked to make gassy speeches to no one in particular, and was fond of sticking his sword through curtains in case anyone was trying to steal one of his plays that he never wrote anyway. Come with me awhile to see him from a different view.
where Has My Brain Gone? by Judy Drysdale where Has My Brain Gone? by Judy Drysdale March 21, 2009 $12.00 25812 words Sample 50%
Humorous look at country living. Dealing with Bats, cluster flies, wood stoves, children, trips, and many other facets of life.
Dear Agatha, Bad Advice From Paradise by Agatha Callie Dear Agatha, Bad Advice From Paradise by Agatha Callie April 02, 2009 $9.98 27740 words Sample 50%
Absurd advice columnist Agatha Callie spent years on the Paradise Island of Bali where she wrote a popular satirical column. For over thirty years the island has been a magnet for expats foolishly seeking the ultimate earthly paradise. Being a recovering expat fool in Paradise herself, Agatha knows just the kind of advice these people need.
The Bald Identity by Trey Bald The Bald Identity by Trey Bald April 20, 2009 $9.99 32647 words Sample 25%
Trey Bald is a former Counter Baldism agent. For the first time, in 2009, you can read his story. Just how far would you go in the name of hair? Love, friendships, betrayal and Facebook. Nothing is left out.
Timeline of America: Sound Bytes from the Consumer Culture by Floyd M. Orr Timeline of America: Sound Bytes from the Consumer Culture by Floyd M. Orr April 27, 2009 $3.99 108415 words Sample 10%
Timeline is a capsule history of the things that have defined us. It is a lot more than a pop culture trivia book, although no simpler phrase describes it. The chapters are divided into ten timelines that tell the story of America’s development: events, comforts, cars, toys, movies, television, music, nerds, sports, and gossip. Nostalgic stories and an extensive trivia quiz are also included!
Cynical Bitch: Humorous Essays And Observations by Tracie Trog Cynical Bitch: Humorous Essays And Observations by Tracie Trog April 28, 2009 $4.00 15689 words Sample 30%
A humorous, honest collection of essays about advertising, football, creepy things, retail adventures, crazy neighbors and more.
Plastic Ozone Daydream: The Corvette Chronicles by Floyd M. Orr Plastic Ozone Daydream: The Corvette Chronicles by Floyd M. Orr May 12, 2009 $2.99 97553 words Sample 10%
Plastic Ozone Daydream combines fact and fantasy on a wild ride through the birth, growth, and maturity of the sports car in America during the turbulent half-century, 1950-2000. Plastic Ozone Daydream is intended to be both fun to read and challenging to the intellect, taking the reader on a journey he never knew existed— through the crossroads of his own mind. Look deeply into the reflection.
But Then Again I Could Be Wrong: The Book of Rants by Jim Rising But Then Again I Could Be Wrong: The Book of Rants by Jim Rising May 28, 2009 $4.99 53505 words Sample 10%
A former radio D.J. discusses the humorous tidbits of daily life in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area of Pennsylvania.
Rubik's Cube: How to Solve the Shepherd Cube and Tartan Cube by Paul Adams Rubik's Cube: How to Solve the Shepherd Cube and Tartan Cube by Paul Adams June 18, 2009 Free! 2011 words Read a sample
These are simple solutions for solving the Shepherd Cube and Tartan Cube.
Getting Into Singapore: A Guide for Expats and Kaypoh Singaporeans by David Goldwich Getting Into Singapore: A Guide for Expats and Kaypoh Singaporeans by David Goldwich June 24, 2009 $3.99 52313 words Sample 25%
Most people associate Singapore with the banning of chewing gum and the caning of Michael Fay. David Goldwich, an American who had the good fortune to marry a Singaporean, has been recording his observations about living and working in Singapore for 10 years. His humorously absurd essays covering all aspects of Singapore life are collected in this rib-tickling book. You'll laugh out loud!
Three Hands Away by Mark Maxey Three Hands Away by Mark Maxey June 25, 2009 $0.99 31147 words Sample 15%
It is said that everyone knows each other through six different people. Learn how these four folks know each other. Like us on facebook.com\markmaxeyint.
Colonial Gothic: Rulebook by Rogue Games Colonial Gothic: Rulebook by Rogue Games June 26, 2009 $9.99 104503 words Sample 50%
Newly revised and expanded, this edition of Colonial Gothic builds upon what has come before and also presents new options and guidelines for running a supernatural historical horror roleplaying game set during the dawn of the American Revolution. Colonial Gothic is a supernatural historical horror roleplaying game set during the dawn of the American Revolution.
Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent) by D. Patrick Miller Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent) by D. Patrick Miller June 26, 2009 Free! 4555 words Read a sample
Stop blaming Eve! It wasn't her fault. After eons of silence, The Serpent steps forward to set the story straight about dinosaurs, asteroids, and what really went down when Eve let the banana leaf fall from her bosom. As the Serpent suggests, you'll find yourself wondering how it could have been different if Adam had learned to "just say no"...
Anarchy by Kenton Johnson Anarchy by Kenton Johnson July 24, 2009 $5.99 138214 words Sample 15%
Anarchy is a satirical work that sandblasts the cover off of issues such as Religion, Divorce, Marriage, Politics, and Pets while comparing them to Sex, Drugs and Alcohol. From the idea of Creation, to the woeful arena of politics, to the disdain of a messy Divorce, to questions that Men and Women want answered about the opposite sex.
Boldly Writing: A Trekker Fan and Zine History, 1967-1987 Second edition by Joan Marie Verba Boldly Writing: A Trekker Fan and Zine History, 1967-1987 Second edition by Joan Marie Verba Aug. 22, 2009 $2.99 85133 words Sample 25%
“This book pulls together an incredible amount of information about the history of [Star Trek] fandom and does a major service for anyone who either wants to relive those exciting years or to better understand how Star Trek emerged as such a national and international phenomenon. I strongly recommend this book to anyone interested in fandom...." —Henry Jenkins
How To Become A Nightclub Promoter by Anthony Coe How To Become A Nightclub Promoter by Anthony Coe Aug. 24, 2009 $6.95 19305 words Sample 15%
Have you have ever been to an exclusive Hollywood or New York night club where the only way you could get in is if your name was on the VIP list? And unless you were on the right list you had to wait in a long line. Then the all powerful promoter walks out and scans the line. This is the original and only book which take you step by step on how to produce and promote your own show.
My Buddy Butch by Jeff Marginean My Buddy Butch by Jeff Marginean Aug. 29, 2009 $9.95 79527 words Sample 25%
The multi-Award Winning book My Buddy Butch - Confessions of a New Dog Dad is a humorous, touching true story of how a little rambunctious Boston terrier gives Jeff a new perspective on single parenthood, unconditional love, and learning to slow down in this hectic world we live in today. A must read for those thinking of getting a new puppy and the veteran dog owners will get a chuckle out of it!
Act Like a Gentleman, Think Like a Woman by Maria Bustillos Act Like a Gentleman, Think Like a Woman by Maria Bustillos Sep. 29, 2009 $2.99 31734 words Sample 5%
The secrets of women revealed in order that men can get exactly what they want from women--which, as the author understands it, is to get them into bed. A satirical meditation on the battle of the sexes--and required reading for would-be Lotharios, as well as parents of teenage girls--from the author of Dorkismo: the Macho of the Dork.
Stress Busting Poetry by Gary Haymes Stress Busting Poetry by Gary Haymes Oct. 02, 2009 $4.50 12291 words Sample 20%
Some poems have caused the population to unite, resulting in altering the history of the world. Voltaire, the French satirist and philosopher created: "A fight to survive" type of poetry that ignited the French Revolution. When the Monarch of France finally capitulated in 1799, Voltaire's skeleton was retrieved from the grave and placed on the King's Throne. Poems are sometimes written for fun.
Meeting Women by Nick Shoveen Meeting Women by Nick Shoveen Oct. 10, 2009 $9.99 42196 words Sample 10%
The perfect book for any male wanting to improve his ‘approach’ techniques; to meet and get acquainted with new females in any situation. Sections include successful approaches in a Bookstore, Department Store, Wedding, Funeral, Happy Hour, plus What Not to Say, Yada yada yada, Forget the Past, and much more to show the shy reader how to ‘cut one from the herd’ in any situation.
Stand-up Comedy: Get Started & Manage Your Career by Barry Neal Stand-up Comedy: Get Started & Manage Your Career by Barry Neal Oct. 10, 2009 $9.99 63433 words Sample 10%
This is a great book for any person interested in how to get started as a stand-up comedian. Written by a professional comedian and coach, sections include everything from Open Mike nights to becoming an M.C., then a featured comic and ultimately a headliner. Covered: booking rooms, getting paid, getting an agent, hecklers, and much more. Over 100 chapters on the serious business of comedy.
Thoughts of an Ordinary Man by Jack Gorman Thoughts of an Ordinary Man by Jack Gorman Oct. 20, 2009 $4.98 69896 words Sample 30%
Thoughts of an Ordinary Man is a compilation of thoughts from Jack Gorman - any subject that comes to mind; and in no particular order. He covers all ideas, from conversations he has had, his reactions to newspapers and other media reports, and virtually everything that he has formed opinions on.
Dispatches from a Public Librarian by Scott Douglas Dispatches from a Public Librarian by Scott Douglas Oct. 20, 2009 Free! 26500 words Read a sample
Contains 34 dispatches of "Dispatches from a Public Librarian" from McSweeney's contributer, Scott Douglas. Also includes several other library themed essays.
Metal, Madness & Mayhem - An Insider's Journey Through the Hollywood '80s by Michael Flaherty Metal, Madness & Mayhem - An Insider's Journey Through the Hollywood '80s by Michael Flaherty Oct. 30, 2009 $6.99 71910 words Sample 15%
It’s finally here…. The definitive book that takes the reader on an insiders journey behind the scenes of what was to become the ‘80s ‘hair band’ phenomenon. True, never before told stories of Motley Crue, Guns ‘n Roses, RATT, Poison, W.A.S.P, Quiet Riot and others. Oh yeah, let’s not forget the clubs, the drugs and of course, the girls!
The Quick Quirk Quiz - Dinnertime Edition by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen The Quick Quirk Quiz - Dinnertime Edition by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Oct. 31, 2009 $0.99 8106 words Sample 20%
You’ll never look at your dinner plate the same way again after reading the amazing origins behind the things we eat for supper. Your freezer is full of fascinating stories of the men, the women, and the miracles behind the invention of the items you stuff into your microwave and your mouth. 28 tales will whet your appetite for more. Can you match the product to the story of its creation?
Katharine Hepburn: The Last Interview by Simon Worrall Katharine Hepburn: The Last Interview by Simon Worrall Nov. 01, 2009 $2.99 8149 words Sample 1%
In this exclusive interview, the last this legendary icon of the silver screen granted before her death, Katharine Hepburn talks about her childhood, why she hated Hollywood, her relationship with Spencer Tracy and feminism.
The Quick Quirk Quiz - Names of Drinks by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen The Quick Quirk Quiz - Names of Drinks by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 01, 2009 $0.99 8004 words Sample 20%
Next time you pour yourself something to drink, whether it’s juice, beer, or a soft drink, take the time to consider how that drink came to be. Here are 28 stories behind the creation of popular drinks. Can you match the drink to its story?
Growing Up and Other Stories by Ray Mathews Growing Up and Other Stories by Ray Mathews Nov. 05, 2009 $2.99 14183 words Sample 10%
Interesting segments from the author's life from childhood to the golden years with a bit of Mother Nature tucked in for good measure.
The Quick Quirk Quiz - National Chains & Name Brands by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen The Quick Quirk Quiz - National Chains & Name Brands by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 05, 2009 $0.99 8253 words Sample 20%
Behind every national chain and name brand lies the story of the people and the circumstances that turned an idea into a readily recognized icon. Try your hand at matching these 28 stories to the names that make America great.
Stupidity Rising: 7 Rants On Behalf Of The Lost Art Of Common Sense by J. Allen Thomas Stupidity Rising: 7 Rants On Behalf Of The Lost Art Of Common Sense by J. Allen Thomas Nov. 09, 2009 $5.95 13740 words Sample 30%
J. Allen Thomas takes a critical, and often humorous, look at the gradual erasing of common sense from the fabric of society. You'll find yourself nodding in full agreement as Allen exposes the sheer stupidity that passes for normality in today's world. Who knows? You may find that you know someone that fits the characteristics that this book explores. If so, get them to read this book.
Quick Quirk Quiz - In the Kitchen by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Quick Quirk Quiz - In the Kitchen by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 09, 2009 $0.99 8229 words Sample 20%
Have you ever considered the items that are crammed into your kitchen cupboards and cabinets? Behind every box of cereal, every utensil, and every sauce a story waits to be told. Test your knowledge of common kitchen items with these 28 true tales of culinary origins.
Quick Quirk Quiz - Science & Technology by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Quick Quirk Quiz - Science & Technology by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 12, 2009 $0.99 8142 words Sample 50%
Test your knowledge of the things that make our lives easier in these 28 true tales behind researchers and their discoveries. Can you match the inventors to their inventions after hearing the story behind their development?
Quick Quirk Quiz - Sweet Tooth by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Quick Quirk Quiz - Sweet Tooth by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 12, 2009 $0.99 8016 words Sample 20%
Next time you’re hungry for something sweet, consider that behind every candy bar, there’s a story waiting to be told. These 28 tales reveal the secrets behind the invention of the candies, cakes, ice cream, and other goodies we all love to cram into our mouths. Will you be able to guess which dessert is under discussion when you hear the story of its discovery?
Quick Quirk Quiz - Things In the Bathroom by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Quick Quirk Quiz - Things In the Bathroom by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 12, 2009 $0.99 8048 words Sample 20%
The stuff you store in your bathroom didn’t get their by accident. Long before you bought it, brought it home, and crammed it into your medicine chest, someone was wondering… experimenting… discovering… manufacturing… and marketing. Here are 28 tales behind the things you use when you’re in the bathroom. Can you guess the product after hearing the story behind its invention?
Words You Don't Know by Robin Bloor Words You Don't Know by Robin Bloor Nov. 13, 2009 $9.99 50545 words Sample 20%
Packed with humorous essays involving: Rare words, Swear Words, Wrong Words, Long Words, Curse Words, Terse Words, Legal Words, Regal Words, Tech Words, Sex Words, Eponyms and Retronyms, Words You Don’t Know takes you on a spirited and amusing romp through the dingy corridors of the English language, wherein lie abandoned words, archaic concepts and forgotten etymology.
Quick Quirk Quiz - Words & Phrases by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Quick Quirk Quiz - Words & Phrases by Janet Spencer - Trivia Queen Nov. 14, 2009 $0.99 8032 words Sample 20%
Words are worth their weight in wonder, and the dictionary is full of discoveries. Can you guess these 28 common words and phrases after hearing their history? A “quirk” is defined as “an unexpected twist.” What could be more interesting than a twist in the plot of a story? Quick Quirks first tell a short story- a true tale- and then ask a question. The answer to the question is the quirk!
CRYSTALVOL for HONG KONG HKSE 1500 Financial Predictions for November 11 12 13 2009 by Brancapital Technologies Pte Ltd by David Lee CT CRYSTALVOL for HONG KONG HKSE 1500 Financial Predictions for November 11 12 13 2009 by Brancapital Technologies Pte Ltd by David Lee CT Nov. 14, 2009 $999.00 8219 words Sample 50%
Introducing DealingMachines for Hedge Funds and High Net Worths. Powered by Hybrid Neural Nets Technologies and Fuzzy logic, It can make a Billion Computations to give you the Best possible price Scenarios. When all agree, you can be sure that it is the best way to trade the market.Used by One of the Top Program Traders in the World , it is now available for the Mobile Platform.
Outsmart the Unexpected: Grow Your Creativity the Edge-of-your-seat Way by Regina Pacelli Outsmart the Unexpected: Grow Your Creativity the Edge-of-your-seat Way by Regina Pacelli Nov. 26, 2009 $4.99 19709 words Sample 25%
Unbuckle Your Creativity! Get Better At Outsmarting the Unexpected by Sharpening Your Ability to Think on Your Feet. "Outsmart the Unexpected" is filled with unusual, no-time-to-lose, thought-provoking predicaments in story form. It's up to you to figure a way out of the fix the central characters suddenly find themselves in. Dive into the unexpected and bring your creative side along with you.
The Doff Show comic book, episode1. by Egb Ledoff The Doff Show comic book, episode1. by Egb Ledoff Nov. 29, 2009 Free! 165 words Read a sample
A "how-to" comic book :Everything you've always wanted to know about starting a band but never dare ask. The motto here is : there are no stupid questions. Don't know anything about music or rock bands, but you want to have fun and play. One-eyed Doff, will guide you, step by step, just like he guided my teen daughter when she started her first band.
The Xbox 360 Uncloaked: The Real Story Behind Microsoft's Xbox 360 Video Game Console, 2nd edition by Dean Takahashi The Xbox 360 Uncloaked: The Real Story Behind Microsoft's Xbox 360 Video Game Console, 2nd edition by Dean Takahashi Nov. 30, 2009 $1.99 181382 words Sample 10%
This book is an in-depth journalistic effort to uncover the inside story of the making of Microsoft's Xbox 360 console. It chronicles the passion and drive behind the team that made it, and the second edition is updated with new information about the console's defect problem.
Mann on Film: It's a Mad World and other essays by S. E. Mann Mann on Film: It's a Mad World and other essays by S. E. Mann Dec. 02, 2009 Free! 29175 words Read a sample
S.E. Mann celebrates American cinema and culture in this first in a series of books on entertainment. From his Tokyo hideaway, S.E. Mann offers up a blue plate special of juicy insight garnished with humor and gushing with delicious admiration for America's most beloved institution, Hollywood.
Entertainment Talk Radio Shows by Francine Silverman Entertainment Talk Radio Shows by Francine Silverman Dec. 03, 2009 $20.99 10607 words Sample 15%
The Entertainment ebook includes show title and theme, host name, guest criteria, email, phone (optional), website, best method of contact, and where aired. Covered are art, fashion, movies, music, song writing, TV and comedy.
Quizzing: Everything You Always Wanted to Know But Didn't Know Where to Look by Ranjit Thomas Quizzing: Everything You Always Wanted to Know But Didn't Know Where to Look by Ranjit Thomas Dec. 07, 2009 $7.95 20553 words Sample 15%
The Ultimate Trivia Book Hundreds of questions on a variety of topics – art, business, discoveries, films, literature, mathematics, music, mythology, sports, war, and lots of others; things you knew, didn’t know (and thought you knew but didn’t!) You’ll never have a dull moment with this extraordinary compendium of fascinating facts, interesting information and tantalizing trivia.
Making the Tin Man by John Thomas Making the Tin Man by John Thomas Dec. 10, 2009 $4.99 55482 words Sample 20%
Details the problems experienced in order to make a first feature film, "Tin Man." Not some Hollywood publicist's account, but the no-holds-barred description of everything that happened - the triumphs and the disasters. Takes you through every step from raising the money through distribution. A major emphasis on directing actors, editing and dealing with unions or guilds.
Never Trust a Goat by Tracy Farr Never Trust a Goat by Tracy Farr Dec. 20, 2009 Free! 18113 words Read a sample
"Never Trust a Goat" is a collection of 23 humorous essays written by columnist Tracy Farr. Follow along as he discovers why goats prefer chocolate cake over grass; why French women never exercise and remain skinny; as well as why the world would be a better place if more people played the banjo!
A Cynic's Guide to Everything by Ana  Montano A Cynic's Guide to Everything by Ana Montano Dec. 29, 2009 $2.99 53029 words Sample 15%
A Cynic's Guide to Everything is an irreverent look at everything from relationships to social and political issues. It is a series of essays and autobiographical vignettes that create a witty self help book for people who hate self help. A biting commentary on society that will make you laugh and think. No holds barred, no feelings spared.
The Silver Lining - Moral Deliberations in Films by Sam Vaknin The Silver Lining - Moral Deliberations in Films by Sam Vaknin Jan. 03, 2010 Free! 17524 words Read a sample
Moral deliberations and philosophical dimensions in eight modern films.